My Other Car Is A Shelf

I read a lot. I'm in the business of savoring Damn Fine Sentences.
I like tea, and puns, and sweaters.

Outtake for Emma’s protest against Turkish Deputy Prime Minister’s comment! ‘All women to stop laughing in public!’

Outtake for Emma’s protest against Turkish Deputy Prime Minister’s comment! ‘All women to stop laughing in public!’

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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maudelynn:

How to spend a Sunday Morning ~
via http://returntoloveliness.blogspot.com

maudelynn:

How to spend a Sunday Morning ~

via http://returntoloveliness.blogspot.com

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Did I already reblog this two days ago? IDGAF.

Did I already reblog this two days ago? IDGAF.

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taylorswift:

If anyone’s wondering, yes I’m in Vegas.Yes, it’s 10:48pm.Yes, I can hear the pulsating beats resonating from several clubs within earshot.Yes, I’ve chosen to spend my evening looking at photos of autumnal windows on Tumblr.Yes, I am proud.

taylorswift:

If anyone’s wondering, yes I’m in Vegas.
Yes, it’s 10:48pm.
Yes, I can hear the pulsating beats resonating from several clubs within earshot.
Yes, I’ve chosen to spend my evening looking at photos of autumnal windows on Tumblr.
Yes, I am proud.

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unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

:((((((((((((

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Anonymous said: Do other autistic people only eat one thing at a time? As in you have 5 things on your plate and eat food 1 and only food 1 until done with it and then move onto food 2.

acacophony:

I don’t do this, but my dad used to

My boyfriend does this, but he does not have the autism.

wnderlst:

Yoho National Park, Canada | Shuchun Du

wnderlst:

Yoho National Park, Canada | Shuchun Du

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He had time to feel the strangeness of before and after; an hour ago there had been no poems, and now they came like rain and were real.

Possession by A.S. Byatt

(Something about the way this sentence is worded made me stop and read it several times over, savoring the words.)

I LITERALLY NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOD

I LITERALLY NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOD

whoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!

whoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!

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mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

THEY MAKE IT SO EASY
TO CALL THIS FRANCHISE
MAIZE RUNNER
THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING IN CORN
THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO MAKE ME NOT WANT TO CALL IT MAIZE RUNNER

mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

THEY MAKE IT SO EASY

TO CALL THIS FRANCHISE

MAIZE RUNNER

THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING IN CORN

THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO MAKE ME NOT WANT TO CALL IT MAIZE RUNNER

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

Lena Dunham (x)

I preordered Lena Dunham’s book even though I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Girls and generally hate television because I think she’s smart and I want to read what she has to write.

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Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.