my boyfriend and i were getting down and dirty and the only clothing left was my batman pants and he turned to me, deadly serious as he took them off and said “batgirl, time to prepare your batcave for the batmobile” and i started crying with laughter and in the end we didnt even have sex we were laughing too much
I like tea, and puns, and sweaters.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
I mean I don’t love Jesus but that’s amazing.
If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.
Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!
Is this Joe Newman?
Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell
Seals & Croft wrote a song about this place