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“That’s it, ain’t it, Manchee?”

newprentisstown:

I stop walking, my chest starting to feel heavy. “There ain’t no noise out here, less I’m the one bringing it.” I wipe some sweat of my forehead. “We got nowhere to go. We can’t go forward. We can’t go back.”

I sit down on a rock, realizing the truth of it all.

“We got nowhere,” I say. ” We got nothing.”

“Got Todd,” Manchee says, wagging his tail.

fishingboatproceeds:

This represents a significant innovation in the people/rain/drizzle/hurricane field, and—as always—the hardworking Valerie2776 at peopleraindrizzlehurricane is there to document it.

Man, that works well.

(Source: julius--caesar)

Finally going to watch Sherlock again with my parents!!

Finally going to watch Sherlock again with my parents!!

effyeahnerdfighters:

John was in a Ripley’s Believe It or Not comic! How rad!

effyeahnerdfighters:

John was in a Ripley’s Believe It or Not comic! How rad!

(via edwardspoonhands)

Why do I always eat the unpopped popcorn kernels at the bottom of the popcorn bowl?

I don’t really want to. It’s not very good. But I keep doing it. Awkward.

nickstuff-eugene:

geeksticks:

deadlyhalcyon:

I want this to be real.
PLEASE BE REAL.
PLEBREL
PBRRGFLSFDAS 

HOLY MOTHER OF HHRRRNNNNNBGGGGNNGGGGG

HHOOOAAAGHGGHHH!!!! Anticigasm! (Orgasm of Anticipation)

(Source: justafastfoodknight)

GUYS GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA
ZOOEY DESCHANEL CAN MAKE A PASTA SAUCE COMPANY
AND SHE CAN CALL IT ZOOEY BECHAMEL
IT’LL BE GREAT

GUYS GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA

ZOOEY DESCHANEL CAN MAKE A PASTA SAUCE COMPANY

AND SHE CAN CALL IT ZOOEY BECHAMEL

IT’LL BE GREAT

(via fantasticaldreams)

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Spiral Staircase~ More Today Than Yesterday

I discovered this song and it was an excellent day.

6 days ago

nickstuff-eugene:

There’s nowhere you can go to get a break from life. It sucks. I just realized that. It’s just not possible. There is absolutely no way you can just take a load off for a year or so without having to worry about anything.

Vacations are bullshit. You can’t have a vacation without having to worry about money and what you’re going to do to catch up when you get back. Drugs are dumb. You can’t stay drunk and high all the time, and it seriously messes you up eventually.

I mean, there’s got to be some way you can just put everything aside for a long period of time and come back with a fresh start, right? How could there not be?

When I start feeling really overwhelmed and too busy I wish I could just stop for a while. When I was in school I used to keep myself awake stressing about how little sleep I was going to get, but I stopped doing that because I realized that even if I never fell asleep that night, I would get to lay there for x amount of hours doing absolutely nothing. This fact was very comforting to me, and made me stop worrying, and eventually, of course, I would actually fall asleep.

But, man, just lying in bed on your back staring at the ceiling can be really great. About a week ago I spent twenty minutes just watching some flecks of dust floating around in a sunbeam, and it was the highlight of my goddamn day.

Also, the thing is, to be truly free to travel about taking vacations wherever you want for however long you want, you have to have money, but to have that much money, you have to have a steady job, and steady jobs prevent you from spontaneously traveling about wherever you feel. It’s a really disappointing fact of adulthood.

All in all, I recommend lying in bed with your pillow over your head for as much time as you’ve got.

Sometimes you just gotta have floor time.

Sometimes you just gotta have floor time.

(Source: dailydoseofzooey)

I feel this way sometimes.

I feel this way sometimes.

(Source: fakeaccentuniversity, via set-fire-to-the-katniss)

(Source: thevarshmallow, via nerdytrisha)

Just watched Submarine. The book was better. Therefore, I am reblogging this picture of Oliver and Jordana being hipsters because I am being a hipster right now. The movie was still okay though.

Just watched Submarine. The book was better. Therefore, I am reblogging this picture of Oliver and Jordana being hipsters because I am being a hipster right now. The movie was still okay though.

(Source: belpas)

I walked eight and a half miles today.

My legs are ow.