My Other Car Is A Shelf

I read a lot. I'm in the business of savoring Damn Fine Sentences.
I like tea, and puns, and sweaters.

itssexualhour:

my boyfriend and i were getting down and dirty and the only clothing left was my batman pants and he turned to me, deadly serious as he took them off and said “batgirl, time to prepare your batcave for the batmobile” and i started crying with laughter and in the end we didnt even have sex we were laughing too much

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

I mean I don’t love Jesus but that’s amazing.

(via radisyn)

iamyourfanclub:

im never sad for the rest of my life because of this

(Source: kardashy, via radisyn)

teachingliteracy:

(by mylifeasateacup)

This book glows in the dark.

teachingliteracy:

(by mylifeasateacup)

This book glows in the dark.

(via booksandquills)

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

Is this Joe Newman?

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

Is this Joe Newman?

(Source: chuckhistory, via radisyn)


My attempt of organizing my YA books by Colour. :)

My attempt of organizing my YA books by Colour. :)

(Source: sofiaisthere, via booksnbutterbeer)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

Yes.

(via radisyn)

I have a lot of respect for your arms. I like how they’re attached to the rest of you.

Levi 

Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

(via akindofbeautifulpain)

(via bookdrunkinlove)

delta-breezes:

She Reads Truth

Dude, Madisyn, you just reblogged 3 successive things that I reblogged from you yesterday when I was looking at your “for meli” tag on your blog. This amuses me.

delta-breezes:

She Reads Truth

Dude, Madisyn, you just reblogged 3 successive things that I reblogged from you yesterday when I was looking at your “for meli” tag on your blog. This amuses me.

(via radisyn)

(Source: storyofaship, via radisyn)

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

(via orangechapeau)

maddieonthings:

Seals & Croft wrote a song about this place

maddieonthings:

Seals & Croft wrote a song about this place

terriblevalveartandocs:

Seriously nice drawing. I love the idea of Chell and GLaDOS playing chess (While Wheatley tries to backseat drive Chell).

terriblevalveartandocs:

Seriously nice drawing. I love the idea of Chell and GLaDOS playing chess (While Wheatley tries to backseat drive Chell).

(via radisyn)