My Other Car Is A Shelf

I read a lot. I'm in the business of savoring Damn Fine Sentences.
I also try to make some sometimes. I like tea, and puns, and sweaters.

theclearlydope:

This morning I fed the parking meter only five minutes worth of change while I ran into Starbucks. It took nine minutes to get my drink. I was in red for four minutes. That’s adventure you cartwheeling cliff diving asshole.

Is he gonna be okay..?

theclearlydope:

This morning I fed the parking meter only five minutes worth of change while I ran into Starbucks. It took nine minutes to get my drink. I was in red for four minutes. That’s adventure you cartwheeling cliff diving asshole.

Is he gonna be okay..?

(Source: apalaceforjasmine, via 5432123465656)

2 years ago

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